My Wife Made Me Write This.
My wife made me write this. If you’re imagining that as a hand-drawn cartoon where she’s looming over me as…Read more >>
It’s the little things, you know?
Y’all, I hate small talk. It’s facile, uncomfortable, and it makes two or more people feel responsible for keeping up…Read more >>
10 Years a Got Damn Hustler
In the summer of 2011, I quit my job, moved into an attic apartment in a brownstone, and wrote for…Read more >>
With Everything That’s Been Going On …
I want to say I'm sorry for not writing in a while. And that's the problem, I think. See,…Read more >>
Thoughts On That Time We Almost Got Shot While Doing Improv.
After Casey Goodson was murdered, but before Ma'Khia Bryant was shot down, I went to an event space to rehearse…Read more >>
On Easter Dinner, and Rabbit Holes
Easter is mine. Well, technically, it’s for all of us, I guess. Celebrate as you like, please. But if…Read more >>
Anyone Feeling Just Whelmed?
You're busy, aren't you? Of course you are. You're awake, and most of you reading this right now are living…Read more >>
Joe: The A-Hole We All Need
"And tell everyone how cool I am. Without telling everybody how cool I am." These are the words spoken…Read more >>
Yoga and The Angry Black Man
In the fall of 2002, I was 220 pounds, starting a new career as a performer, freshly dumped by my…Read more >>